Jo

hi everyone

Sun, 17 Aug 2003 08:40:59 GMT

just thought i'd pop on and see what has changed, but nothing has really, you know if i had waited 4 more days, it would have been a whole year since i last updated my journal, i never have been good at keeping a diary! :o)well me and andy have been split up for over a week now, im going to see him tonight though cos we're meant to be going to leeds together! i saw gef and danny last week, that was really good, i missed them two.i should be seeing kris at leeds with any luck... make sure you take ur phone! other than that, my mum has been really good to me and its been nice being at home again, cant wait to see kris at leeds, i wish gef was going though :o( anyway i dont have anything else to say for now, i hope your all having fun, bye xxxx

hmm :o)

Wed, 21 Aug 2002 17:24:59 GMT

well, its wednesday, im bored, and everyone is going to lleds except me :o( its been sooooo long since i looked at everyones journals, and i only did cos i got an email with James' reply to one of mine. ive not seen lots of people in ages and i miss everyone.. lots. well. erm. the kettle's boiled so im off to make my brew! bye xx

awwwwwww

Thu, 14 Feb 2002 13:11:26 GMT

awwwwwwwwwwww Andy is sooo lovely, this morning he came round to my house and 6:50!!! Just to wake me up and give me a hugeeeeeeee bunch of roses and a card and a present. It was lovely, awww they're huge !!! it was nice to see him too, but he had to go before too long to go to work :o( i feel soo special, the roses are lovely, i wish i could take a picture so you could see. awwwwww. ohhhh and at 9 o clock i was woken up again cos i had another rose delivered to me via interflora, but it was only off my friend Tony who lives in Durham, it was sweet, but it didnt have anything on the card, so it took me an hour to figure out who it was from. Certainly makes a nice change from getting nothing !!! :o) ohh well suppose i better go (is well happy). happy valentines day everyone xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Luv Jo xxxxxxxxxxx

awww :o(

Wed, 30 Jan 2002 18:32:17 GMT

awww mehas not updated my journal since... 11th !!! OMG, well... i was out on saturday with gef and kris and andy.... it was a good night. but me had to leave early :o)i likes all my friends, they are all really cool !!!! Kris told me today one of her friends said i was fit ! (head grows) but me is all in love with Andy... i told mummy i was undecided about leaving for uni, and i may stay and go to central lancs... i think she's disappointed cos she wants to get rid of me !!! how could anyone want to get rid of me ??? (angelic face) and we had a business studies talk this afternoon, my bum was sore, i had to sit in the same place for 2 hours !!! but the drive home was cool, we were racing with stuart... hehehehehe and it was fun! :o) ohh well me is off, bye bye xxxx

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Fri, 11 Jan 2002 10:48:34 GMT

yayyyyyyy, this morning i recieved 2 letters, both from the University of Sunderland !!!!! I've been provisionally accepted for both the courses i applied for :o) ...

for LLB with Business Studies.. Jo needs 240 UCAS tariff points. (Qualification gained : LLB degree)

This course is 3 years full time.. starts 16.09.2002.

for Business Studies.. Jo needs 180 UCAS tariff points. (Qualification gained : BA degree)

This course is 4 years sandwich.. starts 16.09.2002.

i really want to do the top one !!! :o) but me is gonna have to work harder to get them points.. :o( wish me luck :o) luv u all xxxxxxx Luv Jo xxxxx

:o)

Mon, 31 Dec 2001 12:55:59 GMT

ohh well, Andy says i dont update this thing often enough... the truth is, i just never have anything to say cos me is all boring and stuff !! Its new years eve, and me has to work today till 6:30 and im staying in tonight... see im just boring !!!! oh oh oh but i did have my hair cut !!!! its well short... just wait till you see it !! i think its well cool, i dont look like me anymore. (trying to think of something to say now!) For Christmas off my old boss i got a Poem that he has written and its framed and signed.... this poem is being published in spring and its well nice !! here it is

candles

the candle flickers, so yellow and bright,
in the corner of the room, in the dark of night,
bringing a warm and welcoming light.

Casting their shadows dark and long,
they flicker, so yellow and bright,
in the corner of the room,
in the dark of night.

The candles are a cheery sight,
as they sit in the corner giving off light,
the flicker, so warm and bright.

Those candles glowing,
in the dark of night,
they flicker a welcoming light.

(written by Trevor Howarth).... the last name thing is pure coincidence, he isnt related to me !!! awwww but i do like the poem... and he framed it for me too :o) i was impressed and its number 3 of only 350 signed!!! :o) Anyway i have to be working soon, so i better go and get ready. Luv u all xxxxxxx but i love Andy more ! :o) i love Andy lots :o), bye bye xxxx and have a good new year !! xxxxx :o) xxxxxxxx

awwwwww

Fri, 21 Dec 2001 14:26:23 GMT

awww me has just been reading Shaq'a "friends" entry into his journal and me was about to all cry cos he didnt mention me.... but i read on and it said "sweetest" and he said me !!!! yayayayayaya (((( big hug for Shaq *MWAH* ))))) Well me didnt go to school to the carol concert yesterday cos i was working in the afternoon, Angela asked me on Wednesday night if i would and me was gonna get my mummy to write me a note saying i was all ill BUT i had a CID officer come round to interview me SOOO now i can just get my mummy to write that in the note and Mr Moon cant reall whinge about that !!! Me stayed at Andy's last night... much fun me had :o) but me is working soon.... 3 till 8:30... <~~ tired !!! Me also read Kris's journal about Gef being ill... poor Gef.... (((((Big hug for Gef))))) oooo me also wrapped peresents today.... grr i should stop saying me !!! bye bye everyone xxxxx Luv u all xxxxxx Luv JO xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

interesting weekend!

Mon, 17 Dec 2001 11:35:46 GMT

hi everyone... well erm, i had an *interesting* weekend / week. I went to the Cellar bar on saturday night and saw Jim and he played cool songs on the duke box like Otis Redding - sitting on the dock of the bay... cool. And his friend John said hi to me, he was a bit strange though cos he said i had looked "intriguiging" all night but all i had done was err mope in my bear looking all upset and get hugs of shaq and james ohh and i played Si and pool and i won.. only cos he potted the black though and then later Gef and Kris and Stef came in... she forgot my xmas pressie :o( no matter though and stef and kris gave me a big hug cos i cried and then Gef did too and me told Gef lots of things... including how much i spent on him for Xmas DOH!!! but he baught me a pint. Gef and Kris and soo great, they're like my best friends and they were both really nice on saturday, so was stef :o)... At about 9ish Andy came and when i had finished my pint we went back to his house except we went in the flat about the shop next door and i met Danny's sister and her boyfriend, who is called Chris, he showed me a well cool trick

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hi everyone... well erm, i had an *interesting* weekend / week. I went to the Cellar bar on saturday night and saw Jim <pool team captain person> and he played cool songs on the duke box like Otis Redding - sitting on the dock of the bay... cool. And his friend John said hi to me, he was a bit strange though cos he said i had looked "intriguiging" all night but all i had done was err mope in my bear looking all upset and get hugs of shaq and james <thanks xxx> ohh and i played Si and pool and i won.. only cos he potted the black though and then later Gef and Kris and Stef came in... she forgot my xmas pressie :o( no matter though and stef and kris gave me a big hug cos i cried <thanks xxx> and then Gef did too and me told Gef lots of things... including how much i spent on him for Xmas DOH!!! but he baught me a pint. Gef and Kris and soo great, they're like my best friends <as well as billie> and they were both really nice on saturday, so was stef :o)... At about 9ish Andy came and when i had finished my pint we went back to his house except we went in the flat about the shop next door and i met Danny's sister and her boyfriend, who is called Chris, he showed me a well cool trick <if ur all fortunate i may show it to you, however there is now way am i telling you how it is done> i have to keep it a secret.

ooooh and...

Wed, 05 Dec 2001 16:34:02 GMT

EEEEKKKK i almost forgot to add to my journal, its mine and Andy's one month anniversary today :o) that feels really strange cos i feel like ive been with him for soooo long and 1 month doesnt seem real but then in another respect, the last month has gone soo fast it also seems like its too long. Now i know you're all confused and thinking that me is a strange girl, and you wouldnt be far wrong, but it all makes sense to me !!!! Me luvs Andy :o) xxxxxxxxx bye bye xx Luv Jo xxxx

hehehehe

Wed, 05 Dec 2001 16:18:59 GMT

well i just had a really crap driving lesson !!! i dont know whats wrong with me today... hehehe u should look at my last journal entry and Andys response to it.... lolol he though i wrote it !! hehehe well Andy.... i did this testy thing and it came up as that and i didnt write it, it was just the result of a test, however i do think it totally matches me !! :o) me is STARVING !!!!! im off to get food before i have to go to work :o( bye bye xxxxxx Luv JO xxxx

hmmmmm

Tue, 04 Dec 2001 17:22:52 GMT

If I was a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A.

I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

arghhh

Sun, 02 Dec 2001 15:11:08 GMT

eeeeek, i feel like errr well really stuffed and it isnt good... i feel dead fat... brb.... eeeeek this morning i weighed 6 stone and and 13 lbs and now i weigh 7 stone and 4.5 lbs ive put on 5.5 lbs !!!!!! ohh well i should be back to normal later... just give my metabolism chance to work!! hehehehe :o) Andy is being all lazy on his bed with muppett and going to sleep! I shall have to go and wake him up.. bye xxxxx Luv Jo xxxxxx

good morning :o

Sun, 02 Dec 2001 12:20:49 GMT

eeek well i tried to update this thing last night but it wouldnt let me!!! Arghhhh. Im at Andy's house... we stayed up till a ridiculous time, 6ish i think, and then i made him get up at 9 !!! hehehee im soo evil to him, His mummy is making leak and potatoe soup and mash with chicken and something else for dinner and it smells really really nice and me and andy had to peel the potatoes, but me is still in one of my not eating phases so i dont think ill be able to eat a lot and i'll feel all mean!!!! hehehe andy just went on his room and knocked on alaisters window from outside and now he is back ! :O) me luvs andy!!hehehe now he is trying to read what i have written!!! Awwww john has made us both a cup of coffee and its really nice!! i love andy lots and lots, hehhe now im doing this typing thing without lookibg and its all going realy wrong.. hehee im not even going to corr4ect that last sentence. grrr and and john are being all mean to me saying i dont know my place and im only a woman and ishould do as i am told, the only thing is thats a bit of a contradiction from andy cos last night he told me he was under the thumb !! hehehe i told andy that im writing horrible things about him.

some people !!!

Sun, 02 Dec 2001 00:50:46 GMT

arghhh some people telling me to update my journal when they dont even have one themselves, we wont say who it was... ANDY !!! arhh and now he is looking over my shoulder and laughing at my typing errors, just cos this keyboard is all weird and horrible !!!! U wont really believe this but ive already written this journal entry once and i dont know what i did but it deleted all my writing and i was all upset and thats why andy was watching me !!!! As u may have guessed me is at Andys, Gef is at rockworld !!! Gefwee is cool. We are listening to Phil Collins, andy keeps laughing at my mistakes... hes mean to me, mean mean mean !!!!!! hehehe he says im well nasty for writing that about him and he is now sulking and saying he wont kiss me again... but he will !!!! har har har actually he isnt really mean to me cos he baught a big bottle of vodka and some coke for when we got back so i could have a drink, thats sweet, me is all impressed at how thoughtful he is :o) awww he is all upset... brb... yayaya andy is all better now and has forgiven me.. we is off.. bye bye xxxx luv u all cxxx luv Jo xxxxxxx

yayaya me had lots of replies

Sun, 25 Nov 2001 16:39:39 GMT

woooo... shaq and kris... u 2 are top friends me luvs ya both sooooo much *huggles all round* awww but me has to defend Andy... he kissed me lots and lots and lots after i signed off live journal... we stayed up all night... :o) me is all knackered now through lack of sleep... then being made to miss my bus (Andys Fault) then having to run home and then run to work cos i got a later bus (Andys fault) then having to work 6 hours too !!!! . ohh and more info on last night too.. Shaq Bit me !!! and it all hurted for a while... but me forgives him for it, and, and, someone told Gef that i cheated on Andy... which i was completely sober so i know it wasnt true... me thinks somone saw me hugging shaq and i gave him on a kiss on the cheek cos he's my friend and i thinks they got all confused i ran and told Andy straight away incase someone told him and he believed them.... that would be terrible... me is onnocent ! ohh well i need food... will have to love you all and leave you all... XXXXXXXXXXXXX bye bye Luv Jo xxxx

i wet andy at clv

Sun, 25 Nov 2001 03:28:50 GMT

yayayayay, me not updated this in ages, im at andy's!!!! hehe i wet him at clv with my water, i also got big dan too :o) hmmm now shaq and kris said they is going to leave me lots of messages on my journal awww me thinks that andy is feeling all left out cos he is sat on his bed looking all miserable... drinking his brew! erm erm i cant think of anything to say now! arghhhh this keyboard is all wacky and not good he has his american hi fi albumn on and its ok!!! ohhh and in clv i fell on my arse... well i was in the mosh pit and was shoved but i fell on my arse and it hurt... lots!! :o( andy doesnt want to say anything cos he is being all boring. and now he wont even kiss me !! pft!

hyoooge blister

Sun, 18 Nov 2001 12:05:23 GMT

Morning all, well i have had another good weekend at clv.. well Friday was a pretty shitty... the music was fairly crap, however he did play about 6 good tunes... but then Gef wsnt there so the moshing wasnt good :o( Saturday... Welll i was ill alllll day but i still went out and i didnt drink much, not even half what i normally drink, but i was sick loads in the toilet cos i was ill so me and Andy left at 1 and went for some fresh air cos i felt all horrible, and we sat in a bus shelter for an hour ! He is soo nice to me really, sitting in the cold for me, bless, me luvs him :o)But then well went to Romeros and i baught a pizza and chips... which i shared with Gef and Kristine, the pizza was well nice and so was the chips but on the way back to the taxi, Gef went into the old place we used to go and asked for some garlic sauce for the chips we got from Romeros !!!! how cheeky is that ? but the garlic sauce was very good !!! and well thats all that happened really, except for me having a HYOOOGEEEEEEEEE blister on my foot and it hurts... lots !! Hmm well my mums lodger has just come home and eaten a full cooked breakfast from the cafe place... so now im really hungry and am off to make myself some bacon and picalilli butties !!! :o) bye bye xxxxx Luv JO xxxxxxx

awww i is all ill

Wed, 14 Nov 2001 19:52:27 GMT

awwww i is all ill :o( my head is all blah and my tummy hurts :o( i didnt go to school today, i was going to but i got up this morning and went to the toilet and went all dizzy and painful in the head... so i went back to bed and did not get up till 12:00 !! and today i had an interview to work at kwiksave... not exactly a job that requires much skill... and i could do it blindfolded and standing on my head.... but i was all nervous in the interview and i did crap.... i dont think he is going to want to employ me :o( but i should know by Tuesday. I think im going to fill in my application for boots... i might have better luck there ! ohh well im going to go cos i cant think of anything else to say. bye bye... Luv Jo xxxx

EEEEEWWW Mingin !!!

Sun, 11 Nov 2001 21:02:40 GMT

Ewww my mum is watching a nature programme on spiders and it showed this thing in Thailand where one species of tarantula is considered a delicacy and the went out and caught one and then put it on some burning sinders while it was still alive to kill it and cook it, then they ate it !!!! EWWWW the man just bit off the legs and then he bit off and ate the head and then the body! :o( I was nearly sick !!

hehehehehehe

Sat, 10 Nov 2001 16:32:20 GMT

wow, i just went into burnley to get my mummy some photo's and i really shocked and amazed the assistant at the counter, i order lots of reprints and 2 retrosets and 3 posters of 1 of the pics and then after we filled in all the paper work, (it blagged)well i asked how much it would cost... so she was looking for her calculator so i decided to help and i said well 3 posters at 12.49 is 37.47 and then my 2 retrosets at 7.99 will be 15.98 and i have 7 reprints at 59p so it will be 4.13 and then 10 reprints from my other set was 5.90 and i did it all dead quick in my head and told her each one and she was well shocked, hehehehehe so she added it all up on her calculator and it came to ?63.48 !!! glad its not me thats paying ahh well anyway i asked her for a job in the end and i got an application form... awww i wish i was as good at my a level maths as i am at my mental arithmatic, but im not :o( i only got an E in my A/S :o( but she was dead impressed and so was i, and i cant wait to see Andy tonight, i've had such a good day today and im in a WELL good mood !!! my broth is nearly ready... my mum is making the dumplings now.. *woo* im starving !!! hehehe and on an evil note for the day.... me and my mum attacked the cats with their regular dose of worming tablets... they were not impressed to say the least and for the first time ever... i came away without any scratches !!!!! muhahahahahaha. Bye Bye Luv Jo xxxx

why are some men born with such small brains ?

Sat, 10 Nov 2001 11:35:33 GMT

ok so last night a clv was pretty shitty as Gef said, but tonight will be cool, but OMG i ws in the Cellar bar last night with Andy and Pete and Andy's brother came in with his "unofficial" girlfriend Charlotte, they are both really nice, unlike my brother who is home at the mo but over the road at my auntie's grrr, he's soo annoying! but anyway Rob C was there too, what a wanker !!! i went to the toilet and when i came back andy told me that Rob said to him when i was gone :
Rob : do you know ive been out with Joanne ?
Andy: yes
Rob : miss Joanne "ive been out with everyone"
Andy: what, Joanne with the red top who was sat next to me ?
Rob : yes
Andy: whats ur point ?

GRRRRRR who horrible is that, i have so NOT been out with everyone, he is sooo immature i mean yeh i went out with him and yes we finished grrr he should get over it and leave me alone, pft and people wonder why i hate him, but anyway it all worked out good Cos Andy knows better and totally didnt believe him and now knows that Rob is a complete wanker so Robs plan to piss us both off didnt work cos me and Andy had a brilliant night anyway :o) But why are SOME men born with such small brains ??? is it because they only have small dicks to fit them in or am i totally missing the point here ?? any suggestions on this one ? Awww and Andy wrote me a letter, its sooo nice *woo* but no one is allowed to read it so you'll just all have to take my word, its good !! :o) Yayaya my mummy is making me some Broth for tea today, she's gonna show me how to cook it cos its one of the only things ive never learned to cook... me is a brilliant cook, and when i learn to cook broth i will be excellant !!!! I cant wait to see Andy tonight :o) bye bye Luv Jo xxxxxx

blah

Fri, 09 Nov 2001 14:33:43 GMT

blahhhhhh, i tidied my room and still didnt find my ring pft, i knew i should of gone out with Gef and Pete earlier. :o(

blah

Fri, 09 Nov 2001 10:45:54 GMT

awww, well its friday morning and me is all bored !!! i have to tidy my room in a minute to see if i can find my favourite ring and if i dont, i think i might cry !! Last night i was watching Blair Witch 2, totally crap it wasnt scarey at all, i was really really disappointed but the first time a "scarey" bit happened my phone suddenly decides to put itself on loud monitor and blair out the dial tone!!! me and my mum were miles away from the phone and the only ones in !!! EEEEK !!!! and then on the TV one of the characters were chanting withcy things and it did it again !!!!!! but it also did it the other night too... i dont like my phone anymore !!! Oh and very bad stuff.... my PC is all broked !!! the socket thing i plug my keyboard into is knackered and i cant type anything so now i have to use my mums i always knew that computer didnt like me !!! ohh well off to tidy room. bye xxxxxx Luv Jo xxxx

sigh

Tue, 06 Nov 2001 17:28:50 GMT

well, last night was pretty eventful, erm i played lots of pool with Andy (3 games) and lost every single one !!! pft im just crap ! but he did ask me out and i said yes! Bar Ibiza was pretty boring, but it was bonfire night so im not going to judge it yet. And as for today, well i had a free first with Gefwee and then i had maths and then i had a free with billie and then dinner was spent at the pub with gefwee and peter and big dan and hten i had business studies and biology and well my day was boring. Hope everyone else's was nice and interesting. Bye Bye... Luv Jo xxxxxxxx

blah

Mon, 05 Nov 2001 17:24:06 GMT

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well today i had a pretty boring day, i skived my first lesson cos it was maths and i didnt do all my homework and i failed the test so she would just blagg me, so i skived, then in my free i had lots of girly talks with Billie... which was all girly but fun !! and i wore my skirt to school <shock horror!> lots of people cringled hehe but it was bad in the end cos i was all cold when walking home :o( and i was supposed to get my letter of Rich today and it never came ! <cries> but me is not going to a bonfire tonight, they make you all smelly and yuk, im going to go to bar ibiza and meet Andy and go there! My cat Rocky says hi to you all... actually he just wants me to feed him ! ohh well me is going to go and do other things i think, yes like err watch TV or eat, eating might be a good thing ! bye bye :o) xxx